男人語錄

男人語錄

男人與女人的戰爭沒停止過，尤其在婚後。不信嗎？以下幾段莫名其妙、不知所云、避重就輕的“語錄”便出自某個男人幫的私人聚會： 

 “Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.”

  “Why do men die before their wives?  We want to! ”

  “Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”

 “In the beginning, god created earth and rested.  Then god created man and rested.  Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested!”

 “Marriage is an expensive way to get out laundry done for free!”

 “The most effective way to remember my wife’s birthday is to forget it once!”

 Men never know what real happiness was until they hot married; and then it was too late!

 “Did you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law!”